I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.
I carry groceries home on the tank of my motorcycle.
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And when in doubt make funny faces.
