I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

I have a pet lizard named Puff five goldfish - named Pinky Brain Jowels Pearl and Sandy an oscar fish named Chef two pacus an albino African frog named Whitey a bonsai tree four Venus flytraps a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.