I have a crusade against fondant also shortening. There's no reason why wedding cakes can't taste good if you know what you're doing.
If I have enough ego to say I'm a writer a director a producer and an actor I should have the energy and the knowledge to write a scene for this great actor named Henry Fonda and direct him in it and have it work.
We were marching since we were babies and all we did was make Jane Fonda famous.
My problem was that I was blond. There were no heroes with blond hair. Robert Taylor and Henry Fonda they all had dark hair. The only one I found was Van Johnson who wasn't too cool. He was a nice homely American boy. So I created my own image. It worked.