Congratulations you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

You know when something feels so good but you're afraid to feel good about it? So you kinda hold back? Everyone says Congratulations you must be so happy. And you say something stupid like I'm just doing what little I can with what little I have.

My dad said: 'It looks like you'll be world No.1 in a few hours and I wanted to be the first to say congratulations.'