What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises.

Like your home's closets your financial clutter needs an overhaul every now and again and the payoff will go far beyond the psychic satisfaction of neatening up.

They went into my closets looking for skeletons but thank God all they found were shoes beautiful shoes.

I had more clothes than I had closets more cars than garage space but no money.