Historians and archaeologists will one day discover that the ads of our time are the richest and most faithful reflections that any society ever made of its entire range of activities.

Before I settled on music I wanted to be an archaeologist an astronaut all sorts of really diverse things.

When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.