It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face I like to say 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.'

You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises - I don't see that happening to me.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

I like marriage. The idea.

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

Brought up to respect the conventions love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

Marriage is a wonderful institution but who would want to live in an institution?

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.