If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth inventor of television we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

If you go out to dinner with someone you find out what they prefer in food. We ought to be able to have a conversation to find out what people prefer when it comes to sex.

We don't really go in for big family dinners but Scottish people are famously confrontational. It's a cultural thing so maybe we don't need to have them to clear the air. Also traditional family food isn't as nice here so there's no payoff for traveling hundreds of miles.

My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black white purple yellow green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.

The music I do is food... that will be your dinner.

I hate menus I hate choosing food. I just want to be brought. Bring me dinner!

Instead of going out to dinner buy good food. Cooking at home shows such affection. In a bad economy it's more important to make yourself feel good.

Poor darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner especially spicy food.