The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like comedy movies are just 'Oh Jesus.'

Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny because then you'll be disappointed.

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally my body was changing my mind was changing and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness.

Very often I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.