The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

If I had no sense of humor I would long ago have committed suicide.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

You learn timing on the road. You learn structure and how to read an audience. You learn so much about the business of laughter that you can't learn on a set because it's all on you. Sometimes you bomb and you know not to tell that joke again... You just hope people find the humor in the awkwardness.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

We can't understand when we're pregnant or when our siblings are expecting how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood genes humor. It means we were actually here on Earth for a time - like the Egyptians with their pyramids only with children.

No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.