Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never ever be boring.

The future is going to be boring. The suburbanisation of the planet will continue and the suburbanisation of the soul will follow soon after.

An author is a fool who not content with boring those he lives with insists on boring future generations.

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic that's when things start feeling fake and boring.

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is nothing is more boring people like this. For me it's OK. But most of my friends at least they smoke and drink.

I would sum up my fear about the future in one word: boring. And that's my one fear: that everything has happened nothing exciting or new or interesting is ever going to happen again... the future is just going to be a vast conforming suburb of the soul.

I have a fear of being boring.