It has always been my private conviction that any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming.

It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others.

When a true genius appears you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

It's great to be able to connect parents with children both emotionally and through humor. I look forward to exploring family entertainment once again and examining the specifics of our day-to-day lives against the backdrop of an extraordinary adventure.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

To me sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life.

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime so we shouldn't bother fighting it.