My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants to think they've got that great business idea.

No person will make a great business who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit.

At her birthday my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents and I can't say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake.

There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.

The best books for a man are not always those which the wise recommend but often those which meet the peculiar wants the natural thirst of his mind and therefore awaken interest and rivet thought.

Even a liberal reporter is a patriot wants the best for this country. And people your fair and balanced friends at Fox don't fully understand that.

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself you have lots of bosses who are your customers and if a few of them decide they don't like you that's okay.

It is our best work that God wants not the dregs of our exhaustion. I think he must prefer quality to quantity.