I'd like to say I was smart enough to finish six grades in five years but I think perhaps the teacher was just glad to get rid of me.

Evil can be a teacher if you look at the wisdom of its negative power.

There are ways we can go do a better job of educating young moms and dads about the vital role they have as the child's first teacher. I think there are ways in which we can partner with local school districts and states to do a better job to provide nutrition options at school.

Last time I was in Jamaica I financed a teacher to teach in an orphanage.

My brother's a teacher in Costa Rica and actually does a more important and significant job than I will ever do.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

I dropped out of high school when I was 16 after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'

The greatest teacher I know is the job itself.

I have to be a teacher to my daughters.

I can remember exactly where I sat when my teacher first read Roald Dahl's 'James and the Giant Peach'.