I take computers practically apart and put them back together. I have a supercomputer I built over the years out of different computers.

Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010 and personal computers will do so by about 2020.

The interest in the supernatural in a very generic sense and in the spiritual is not in itself a factor that helps the communication of the Christian faith.

The faults of a superior person are like the sun and moon. They have their faults and everyone sees them they change and everyone looks up to them.

One must change one's tactics every ten years if one wishes to maintain one's superiority.

Men are superior to women for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

When I was 15 my parents left town for a month. They hid the keys to the car but I found them. That month I drove my stepdad's Thunderbird Super Coupe into Manhattan every day and I would crank Cypress Hill as I flew around the city racing the taxis.

Dear motorist on the information superhighway. I'm sorry I do not have a car.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least I'm that superstitious about it so I don't want to take any chances.

I miss Saturday morning rolling out of bed not shaving getting into my car with my girls driving to the supermarket squeezing the fruit getting my car washed taking walks.