Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.

There's already a marriage clock a career clock a biological clock. Sometimes being a woman feels like standing in the lobby of a hotel looking at the dials depicting every time zone in the world behind the front desk - except they all apply to you and all at once.

Unfenced by law the unmarried lover can quit a bad relationship at any time. But you - the legally married person who wants to escape doomed love - may soon discover that a significant portion of your marriage contract belongs to the State and that it sometimes takes a very long while for the State to grant you your leave.

Sometimes I bust out and do things so permanent. Like tattoos and marriage.

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me.

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.

Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion.