Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire water gravel and vinyl.

Flattery is like cologne water to be smelt not swallowed.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

The friendship we share grows amidst the craggy rock pond reeds of water spray fireflies scented with bonfires.

Friendship and money: oil and water.

Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston surely the most lovable the most human and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced.

Many politicians are in the habit of laying it down as a self-evident proposition that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. The maxim is worthy of the fool in the old story who resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim.