After 45 years of marriage when I have an argument with my wife if we don't agree we do what she wants. But when we agree we do what I want!

I find it disturbing that the media keeps referring to my marriage since I got divorced in 1979. But the media never wants to let me forget.

Unfenced by law the unmarried lover can quit a bad relationship at any time. But you - the legally married person who wants to escape doomed love - may soon discover that a significant portion of your marriage contract belongs to the State and that it sometimes takes a very long while for the State to grant you your leave.

In mid-life the man wants to see how irresistible he still is to younger women. How they turn their hearts to stone and more or less commit a murder of their marriage I just don't know but they do.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Marriage is a wonderful institution but who wants to live in an institution?

I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me.

No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.

My trust in a higher power that wants me to survive and have love in my life is what keeps me moving forward.

Every man is the architect of his own life. He builds it just the way he wants it. However after he has built what he wants he sometimes decides that he doesn't like what he has built and looks for someone or something to blame instead of changing himself.