To succeed in life you need three things: a wishbone a backbone and a funny bone.

If at first you don't succeed find out if the loser gets anything.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed blame your parents.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have succeeded fairly well.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy one friend.

When you're not concerned with succeeding you can work with complete freedom.

We're giving our freedoms away. The American experiment was about freedom. Freedom to be stupid freedom to fail freedom to succeed.

I fear it's because religion is man's attempt to reach God and when he feels he has succeeded he cannot abide anyone else's claim to have done the same.