And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere I'd just crawl under a rock and you know have someone run over the rock with a car or something.
When I was a kid my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner and the noise would...
I'm officially near-famous. If you've got four year old kids and you've got...
I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...
If you don't drink smoke or drive a car you're a tax evader.
He's computerized but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I...
I am an artist. The track is my canvas and the car is my brush.
Oh man if in real life I was as cool and suave as Coach Taylor and had all the answers things would be easier.
