So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure you look great the world's your oyster go for it.'
Well my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of...
A woman tells her doctor 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says 'It's old...
I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...
If you don't drink smoke or drive a car you're a tax evader.
He's computerized but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I...
I am an artist. The track is my canvas and the car is my brush.
I hate science fiction.