Mitch Hedberg about Car : I know a lot about cars man. I can look

I know a lot about cars man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

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If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
Time

Y'know you can't please all the people all the time... and last night all...
Time

Every time I go and shave I assume there's someone else on the planet...
Morning

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning...

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Susan Smith

I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...
Thomas S. Foley

If you don't drink smoke or drive a car you're a tax evader.
William Daniels

He's computerized but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I...
Graham Hill

I am an artist. The track is my canvas and the car is my brush.

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Today it is research with human embryonic stem cells and attempts to prepare cloned stem cells for research and medical therapies that are being disavowed as being ethically unacceptable.

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