My brother got a .22 for his 12th birthday I got a .22. He got a hunting knife I got a hunting knife.

Random Quote

My dad tells me that he took us to a pantomime when I was very very small - panto being a sort of English phenomenon. There's traditionally a part of the show where they'll invite kids up on the stage to interact with the show. I was too young to remember this but my dad says that I was running up onstage before they even asked us.