I used to be good with kids but as I get older I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party you couldn't pay me enough.
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself...
I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your...
Oh I'm terrible at travel.
I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
And I was very shy as a kid if you sang me 'Happy Birthday ' I would cry....
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis...
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
He best keeps from anger who remembers that God is always looking upon him.