You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart you have the worst kind of...
If you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work...
The trees in Siberia are miles apart that is why the dogs are so fast.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
And I was very shy as a kid if you sang me 'Happy Birthday ' I would cry....
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis...
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
If the object of poetry is to make men then poetry is the heir of prophecy.