For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the...
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking ' but I don't have that much time.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
And I was very shy as a kid if you sang me 'Happy Birthday ' I would cry....
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis...
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
My objection to Liberalism is this that it is the introduction into the practical business of life of the highest kind namely politics of philosophical ideas instead of political principles.