You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out.'
That's the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than...
Men want to make women happy.
There's very little advice in men's magazines because men don't think...
The truth is I had always wanted to be a comedian but I really didn't have...
I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
And I was very shy as a kid if you sang me 'Happy Birthday ' I would cry....
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis...
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
