A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails and then asks you not to kill him.
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.
When you are winning a war almost everything that happens can be claimed to...
When the war of the giants is over the wars of the pygmies will begin.
All War Departments are now Defense Departments. This is all part of the...
War is not civilized.
The concept of war crimes is an American invention.
I think its man's nature to go to war and fight.
A humorist is a person who feels bad but who feels good about it.