I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.
Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a...
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey...
Just put down 9/11... I think on most things I'm liberal except on...
The betrayal of trust carries a heavy taboo.
Let's say a Soviet exchange student back in the '70s would go back and tell...
Deciding whether to trust or credit a person is always an uncertain task.
Espionage for the most part involves finding a person who knows something...
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
