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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
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I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
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It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em confuse 'em. It's an old...
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And Barack and I were raised with so many of the same values like you work hard for what you want in life. That your word is your bond that you do what you say you're going to do. That you treat people with dignity and respect even if you don't know them and even if you don't agree with them.