I took an acting class. After the first day the teacher quit so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up Comedian ' it resonated. I realized I'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten...
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD...
I think there have always been funny women from Carol Burnett to Joan...
Our government is the potent the omnipresent teacher. For good or ill it...
If you don't have a teacher you can't have a disciple.
If we can teach a teacher we can reach more people.
Everyone will tell you how rigid I am but a teacher has to be flexible. You...
The only important thing I have to say is that my father never fought against his country.