Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.
You get somebody to crack a smile that's a beautiful thing.
My sense of humor is a turkey and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in...
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something...
I have snakes three sharks moray eels piranhas five scorpions and a bird...
Lately I did a film called All I Want for Christmas and it was well received....
I have great respect for directors who know what they're doing.
Other bands gave us lip service but when it came down to it they kind of...
We are talking about someone who has lived. It must be honored in every...
Men speak of natural rights but I challenge any one to show where in nature any rights existed or were recognized until there was established for their declaration and protection a duly promulgated body of corresponding laws.
