You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
To my knowledge I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later...
Political correctness? In my humor I never talk about politics. I was never...
Some people say funny things but I say things funny.
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I...
Forget the past. No one becomes successful in the past.
Give a man a truth and he will think for a day. Teach a man to reason and he...
Even when I'm playing someone named Fat Amy I'm all about confidence and...
An attitude of philosophic doubt of suspended judgment is repugnant to the...
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
