I like science and I love gym. Oh and I like art but I'm really bad at it. I'm just a terrible drawer. I can't draw a circle. Even with a ruler I can't draw a straight line.
My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally I was able to stop waiting tables and I was able to pay the rent and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic but good enough to make a living.