One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
In Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
I knew however that the next morning after the fight I would have to get...
In the morning he was lying dead on one of the beds fully clothed. He was...
'Tis always morning somewhere in the world.
Secretary of State Colin Powell thank you so much as always for joining us...
Dinner is a great first date. Don't believe that stuff about girls not wanting to eat on a first date - sharing a romantic meal is so sexy.
