When you see what some women marry you realize how they must hate to work...
And verily a woman need know but one man well in order to understand all...
Some women can be fooled all of the time and all women can be fooled some of...
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting...
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
Because I don't take money I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with...