Henny Youngman about Money : I've got all the money I'll ever need i

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.

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Christmas

I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Women

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in...
Travel

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Teacher

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

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Adam Carolla

People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
Billy Sunday

The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money...
Iain Duncan Smith

Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
David Ogden Stiers

Because I don't take money I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with...

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I am a military police officer and I have served on two deployments my first was to Iraq in a medical unit and my second deployment was to Kuwait as a military police platoon leader.

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