I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
Humor is healing.
You take away all the other luxuries in life and if you can make someone...
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I...
Other than marriage she doesn't control me and I don't control her.
Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators...
I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.
A car is useless in New York essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.