Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.
Women complain about PMS but I think of it as the only time of the month...
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
I know how to do anything I'm a mom.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff...
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I...
Other than marriage she doesn't control me and I don't control her.
Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators...
I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
