When you see what some women marry you realize how they must hate to work...
And verily a woman need know but one man well in order to understand all...
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When I was in college I was in the theater department which for anyone who has been involved in any kind of theater program you know that it's really wacky and tight-knit a real family. Me and my good friends from college would do random shows and plays that were sometimes serious but most of the time really goofy and funny.