Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
At the end of the day you know love does not happen between two perfect...
Metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say love...
I did not just fall in love. I made a parachute jump.
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love: the...
There are a lot of good causes out there but they can't possibly all be served by government.
