Mitch Hedberg about Life : I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

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Quotes By Mitch Hedberg

Work

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
Time

Y'know you can't please all the people all the time... and last night all...
Time

Every time I go and shave I assume there's someone else on the planet...
Morning

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning...

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Drew Barrymore

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