My sense of humor is a turkey and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
You get somebody to crack a smile that's a beautiful thing.
Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show...
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something...
I have snakes three sharks moray eels piranhas five scorpions and a bird...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was...
I've always said that one night I'm going to find myself in some field somewhere I'm standing on grass and it's raining and I'm with the person I love and I know I'm at the very point I've been dreaming of getting to.
