Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
In Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was...
I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say 'I don't know should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know who knows?
