Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

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You can't wake up one day and say 'I'm for gay marriage ' and wake up the next day and say 'I'm against it.' Wake up one day and say 'I'm pro-choice ' and the next day wake up and say 'I'm pro-life.' There's no credibility there.