I went to the store and bought lady fingers when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis and I said...
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
I recorded my hair this morning tonight I'm watching the highlights.
My father would take me to the playground and put me on mood swings.
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober he was mostly in...
To the former child migrants who came to Australia from a home far away led...
At home I've got a very puerile juvenile sense of humour.
If anyone asks you what kind of music you play tell him 'pop.' Don't tell him 'rock'n'roll' or they won't even let you in the hotel.
