Irish women are always carrying water on their heads and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world.
For me life has either been a wake or a wedding.
We were doing it under the most extraordinary circumstances but the first...
When did I realize I was God? Well I was praying and I suddenly realized I...
I woke up one morning to find I was famous. I bought a white Rolls-Royce and...
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober he was mostly in...
To the former child migrants who came to Australia from a home far away led...
At home I've got a very puerile juvenile sense of humour.
Happiness is always a coincidence.
