At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is they are usually married to each other.
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work so most people don't...
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how...
The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with....
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are...
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober he was mostly in...
To the former child migrants who came to Australia from a home far away led...
At home I've got a very puerile juvenile sense of humour.
I always had a standard of back when I was doing the country music I always told people I would never record a song that I wouldn't sit down and sing in front of my mom and dad.
