I figure that if the children are alive when I get home I've done my job.
Women complain about PMS but I think of it as the only time of the month...
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
I know how to do anything I'm a mom.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff...
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober he was mostly in...
To the former child migrants who came to Australia from a home far away led...
At home I've got a very puerile juvenile sense of humour.
It's easier to date a football player for sure. Football players have one game a week and they practice every day but they're all at home. In basketball they're on the road all the time.
