Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it...
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any...
I am thankful for laughter except when milk comes out of my nose.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober he was mostly in...
To the former child migrants who came to Australia from a home far away led...
At home I've got a very puerile juvenile sense of humour.
Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul.
